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shirasheep replied to your post “In which we baked and marathoned cooking shows last night and invented a new game where we replace the word “dish” with “dick” everytime someone in the show said it in a sentence”

NOT ENOUGH SEASONING

This dish is important you have to let it rise the right amount of time or else it will just fall and soften.

In which we baked and marathoned cooking shows last night and invented a new game where we replace the word “dish” with “dick” everytime someone in the show said it in a sentence

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

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Signal boost for preventative actions against potentially premature heart attacks and deaths. Oh! Also in addition to learning how to breathe and cough during heart attacks also as soon as possible stop eating fast food everyday. Every now and then is cool but Checkers fries every night can’t do much good for your heart. -recovering Checkersaholic

averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

Signal boost for preventative actions against potentially premature heart attacks and deaths. Oh! Also in addition to learning how to breathe and cough during heart attacks also as soon as possible stop eating fast food everyday.

Every now and then is cool but Checkers fries every night can’t do much good for your heart.

-recovering Checkersaholic

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Me and shirasheep are noobs in League of Legends but it’s fun and I think we played for about four or five hours tonight. We did well, I think.

One time we played PvP and somehow I lead our team in kills with one kill. It was weird and surreal. They killed us 40 times.

But then the next game, for more practice, we played against Cylons and we got better from then on. Woohoo!

Rum and coke while playing League of Legends with @shira____  #shirasheep #SheRa #LoL #personal #pictures #life #dorks #nofilter #exceptearlybird #art

Rum and coke while playing League of Legends with @shira____ #shirasheep #SheRa #LoL #personal #pictures #life #dorks #nofilter #exceptearlybird #art

just gon’ leave this here because we cute. mostly she cute but i’m in it too so we cute

just gon’ leave this here because we cute. mostly she cute but i’m in it too so we cute

i’m pretty sure it wasn’t planned, but that was cute foreshadowing, no doubt

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I fucked up some serious pancakes today

In which I was taken on a lovely surprise date tonight by shirasheep and I fall in love more and more everyday