How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide
Word count in the HP Series:
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Reblogging for the negative notes
You know Tumblr is serious when you get an email saying your study visa is approved and you can stay in the country and you tell your girlfriend all excitedly but she’s still reading a thing on Tumblr. I should see if her reaction changes if I say there’s a fire in the building.
Unknown (via thexpotent)
This hit me harder than I expected.
I always wanted you to photograph me like I did you(via littlemissballsie)
Cooking with Asian mothers
- Me: How much time do I give it? When will I know it's ready?
- Mother: Focus on the bubbles, when the bubbles bubble a certain way you will know it's ready
- Me: I can't tell whether the bubbles are bubbling differently than before
- Mother: Get out of my kitchen.